Vacation Sex in Canada - A Guide to the Country

During the summer months many families and couples take their vacations in Canada because of its huge and vast beauty. However, all that beauty will invariably lead to the desire to have sex. I’ve compiled a listing of every province and territory, and an interesting place to stop for some adult fun in each. Please consult your family physician and your lawyer before attempting any of these suggestions.

Newfoundland

On the coast of Newfoundland in the Castle Hill National Historic Site, there is an old seventeenth century fort called “Placentia”. It was a fort that the French had built to fight the British, and protect their fishing rights in the Atlantic. Today, it is a well-maintained fort with lots of places to sneak away from the guided tours for a little quickie. Just don’t let them catch you, or you might be thrown into the fort’s stockade.

PEI

Prince Edward Island, similar to Idaho, is known for its spuds. But there the similarity ends. This is an island with only about 200,000 people living on it. Mostly farmers with some fishing and commerce. One of the more interesting attractions for tourists is the confederation bridge to get to the island from New Brunswick. It is one of the longest bridges in the world. But for nature loving people, The Confederation Trail is a highlight that winds through various maritime ecologies. It is a nature lovers delight, and also has many private places for you to enjoy each other intimately.

Nova Scotia

Peggy's Cove has one of the more famous lighthouses in the world. Although this quaint and cozy area has become a bit of a tourist trap, you just must see this attraction. Of course, there are many bed and breakfast places nearby to cozy up with your partner as well.

New Brunswick

 One really cool site to visit is the magnetic hill near Moncton New Brunswick. You and stop your car at the bottom of the hill, put it in neutral, and it will actually roll uphill. Once it gets to the top of the hill, you could stop and see if the magnetic attraction in this area has had any beneficial effects on your animal magnetism. Just test it out with your partner.

Quebec

Quebec City is one of the oldest inhabited places in North America. It was originally colonized by the French as a fur trading post and fort before the landing of the pilgrims. The current citadel and other fortifications around the city show the military history of the site very clearly. The French culture of Quebec is most evident here. This is nothing at all like Louisiana. After you have toured a fort you can eat at one of the many fine restaurants in the city. When finished with food, you can retire to your room and see if anything else stimulates your various appetites.

Ontario

A little-known and cool spot in the heart of Ontario is the Cheltenham Badlands Trail. In the middle of boring farmland is a crazy Martian landscape like nothing you’ve ever seen. The rock is folded over on itself and a deep red color. Perfect for finding a private nook with someone special and pretending like you’re doing it on Mars.  Please hike your sex protection devices out with you!


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other.

Manitoba

Not many people know that the Harlequin Romance novel empire got its start in Winnipeg, Manitoba. You can write your own story when you visit this gorgeous province in the prairies.  Visit Churchill, Manitoba with your special lover, and while you view polar bears in their natural habitat, you can warm each other up in a snow-fort you can build yourself. Just don’t melt the roof with your heat of passion!

Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a typical, dry, prairie jurisdiction. This land is flat, flat, flat. Surprisingly, there is still a lot of water visible in the province. Just outside of the capital city of Regina is the small town of Craven. Set on the end of the beautiful Qu'appelle Valley, the setting is very picturesque, even if the town is not. Every year though, this tiny hamlet hosts one of the largest country music festivals in the world. Fifty Thousand people routinely make this small dot on the map their home for a weekend. Free love abounds. It is a country version of Woodstock every year. This is a great place to make out to the rhythms of your favorite country songs.

British Columbia

You have to assume that the 800 year old fir trees in Cathedral Grove on Vancouver Island have seen their fare share of everything. But when was the last time they saw a couple getting busy against their huge 250 foot trunks? Find a quiet and private tree and get wood against some wood. In 800 more years, they’ll have some interesting tales to tell the aliens that can talk to plants.

Yukon

If you’re sex partner enjoys having sex under a black light, or while their psychedelic screensaver flashes, then you’ll love the Yukon. Go north and watch nature’s light show – the aurora borealis – flash and transform over you while you have sex in the snow. Keep an eye open for bears, and bring lots of hot chocolate to keep warm when you’re finished!

NWT

If you are into architecture, then the igloo shaped church in Canada's most northerly town of Inuvik might interest you. Definitely above the arctic circle, the sun never sets at all for several days in mid June. Well worth a trip to see.  Of course that means that you can make love under the sun for 24 hours straight. An interesting pastime if you have the stamina.

Nunavut

Nunavut has some interesting features. The most northerly permanent settlement in the world is Alert. It is the home of the worlds magnetic north pole.


For more cool places in Canada to visit see:

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